How to build a TOASTER. With ASPARAGUS.

STEP 1: Collect your toaster pieces.

 

STEP 2: Assemble what you know.

 

STEP 3: Reveal what you don’t know.

 

STEP 4: Presto, a TOASTER! With ASPARAGUS! Now that was simple.

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