Still not sure about cell phones . . . when do I turn it on? And off? And why does it only ring when I can’t answer it, like when I’m entering/exiting a highway at speed (driving a standard, hands are hopefully already occupied)?

And then there’s the DNtbC (Destined Never to be Completed) phone call, where I invariably travel into a dead zone in mid-call; is there a magnetic attraction to dead zones for some individuals?

Not to mention when the cell decides to place random calls itself. I believe mine requires an exorcism. 

Cell phone as still life, problem solved. I don’t have to turn it on nor do I have to water it, just the lily.